Thing You Learn When you Have Sons

1.) A waterbed holds enough water to fill an average house 4 inches deep.

2) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
restaurant.

3.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already
too late.

4.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

5.)  No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool, you still
can't walk on water.

6.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

7.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

 

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